What goes up must come down.

"Jumpstarted," the first song in Jukebox the Ghost's new album, Off To The Races, sounds like as if Queen was in their prime and made a Top 40 hit. In addition to drums, piano, and guitar, every band member sings at varying pitches.

This number tells a story of a new relationship where one can already see their future of being married with kids. Fans of How I Met Your Mother have seen this over and over again. The main character, Ted Mosby, played by Josh Radnor, is ready for married life right from the start.
"Off to the races; got my love jumpstarted. The only one I want is you. I hear the bells and the ring and already four kids and the big ol' wedding."
However, there is always a catch. Much like Ted Mosby's situation with his main love interest, Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), something always comes up. First, Robin states she doesn't want kids. Next, she falls in love with Ted's second best friend, Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris).
"My poor soul starts flying like a cannonball. What goes up must come down. Take my advice and run while you still can."
Ted thinks way too much—especially when he drinks. When Ted is down in the dumps, his friends often try to take him out to the bar to drink a refreshing Wharmpess where he comes up with some wild plans that rarely seem to pan out. According to an "official" Wharmpess TV commercial, it's smooth, golden, and a little nutty.

The only problem with this beer, and a problem even the owner understands, is that they are not the world's largest beer maker. So if you can't seem to find Wharmpess at your local store or bar, maybe try a Sam '76 by the Boston Beer Company.



Song: Jumpstarted
Album: Off To The Races
Artist: Jukebox the Ghost
Released March 30, 2018
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Beer: Wharmpess Beer
Style: Unknown (Lager?)
Brewery: Wharmpess Brewing Co.
Greensboro, VT / New York, NY
ABV: N/A; IBU: N/A
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