I did a real good job!

"Uh Oh" by Puddle of Mudd might be just as catchy and darkly hilarious as their hit "She Hates Me" from the early 2000s.
"Uh oh, I f***ed it up again. Oh baby, where do I begin? Uh oh, I fu***ed it up again. I did a real good job!"
You know you've found the one but you messed up. You got into your bad habits…the habits s/he hates so much. Now all you want to do is get them back and you're attached more than ever. You're clingy.

You explain your actions. They don't care.
"There's nothing I wouldn't do to take it all back and make it up to you. Please, just give me one more chance cause' you're the only girl that I ever wanna see."
You realize they don't care but you have to win the fight. You tell them you don't care about them any more in the most detailed way possible. You have become evil. You tell them to just go away.
"You can take the house, you can take the dogs, you can take the cat, you can take the cars. I don't give a f*** what you do; just get the f*** out of my life and we're through."
You might love them with all your heart but who cares? You did a real good job and you won! Not really, but again, who cares? Let's celebrate your twisted-dark and romantic mind with a dark and romantic beer.

The thick and creamy imperial stout, I Love You With All My Stout by Evil Twin Brewing, will warm you right up so you can forget about that cold dum-dum. It's a great stout with subtle notes of chocolate and citrus.
"Uh oh, I f***ed it up again. Oh baby, where do I begin? Uh oh, I fu***ed it up again. I did a real good job!"
Not every beer store will hold this four-pack of yum-yum so you might want to start searching at your local beer store that actually enjoys craft beer. Evil Twin brewed this beer at the Stratford, CT site of Two Roads Brewing Company. Evil Twin is located in Brooklyn, NY.


Song: Uh Oh
Album: Welcome to Galvania
Artist: Puddle of Mudd
Released September 13, 2019
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Beer: I Love You With All My Stout
Style: Imperial Stout
Brewery: Evil Twin Brewing
Site: Two Roads Brewing Company
Downingtown, PA
ABV: 12%
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