Prepare for detonation.

"Battlestations" by Wolfgang Gartner and Kill The Noise starts out like a classic orchestra but in just a few seconds you find out its more like an electronic symphony. The symphony tells a story based in the future where a crew of (potential) starfighters are preparing to battle.

"Hard to feel explosives. Power up is locked and loaded. Take your battlestations. Prepare for detonation.

Ok, so what beer should we pair with this song?

"Prepare for detonation. Detonation. Detonation."

If you were on this crew, your captain is telling you to prepare for battle. You must prepare for anything that could come your way. That thing could be an explotion of flavor, potentially a big punch of Grapefruit; a punch right in the face. Rally Cap, a grapefruit shandy by Center of the Universe Brewing Company, is just what you need. After all, what better place is there to take on the universe than starting in the center of it?

You gotta take this attack of flavor head on and hit it out of the park! Or at least, that's what the Richmond Flying Squirrels would tell you. This beer is actually collabed with this minor league baseball team.


Song: Battlestations
Album: Single
Artists: Wolfgang Gartner, Kill The Noise
Released November 20, 2020
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Beer: Rally Cap
Style: Grapefruit Shandy
Brewery: Center of the Universe Brewing Co.
Ashland, VA
ABV: 5.0%; IBU: 15
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